Casting Call: (Comedy) Shaquita and Lolita

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Shaquita and Lolita are supporting characters. They are sisters and Mary's best friends. They are both outgoing and masters of getting the tea. They are very protective of Mary. In character terms they are the "best friends". Nothing escapes their attention.

Audition Notes: Shaquita and Lolita listen to our hero Billy's presentation about weed.

Billy rushes in and grabs Jimmy. The two tussle around. Jimmy pushes Billy back.

JIMMY

...Dumbass, you play too much. I take it you got your weed.

BILLY

This isn't just weed. This is a catalyst bro. A spark that will ignite the great flame

LOLITA

That's deep bro.

BILLY

Deep as the universe

JIMMY

Fried as an egg

LOLITA

I like weed. It's calms me down. You know I be ready to buss a bitch up top of her head.

SHAQUITA

Bitch. You know you be acting a damn fool when you high.

LOLITA

You tripping. I can handle myself.

SHAQUITA

Last time I seen you get high you woke up with --

Lolita pushes Shaquita to shut her up.

LOLITA

-- you spilling a little bit too much tea.

SHAQUITA

Oh, I got a few gallons of tea. Talking about you can handle weed.

LOLITA

I can. Momma just had to get her groove on.

BILLY

Yall are missing the point. My educated scholars let me enlighten you. Weed is the greatest thing on earth. Nature's best.

JIMMY

That stuff will fry your brain. You gone be out here like Rufus.

Mary elbows Jimmy and looks at him in disgust. She pulls Jimmy closer.

MARY

Have some respect. They think Rufus might be Lolita daddy.

Lolita puts her head down. Billy slaps the table to get everyone's attention.

BILLY

Weed is the ultimate plant. Healer of many Hated by the man. You know about the man J.

LOLITA

Can it heal a broken heart.

Shaquita pulls Lolita in closer to comfort her. Shaquita gives Jimmy a mean mug.

SHAQUITA

It's alright sis.

JIMMY

Umm... you don't need him anyway. Look how yall turned out.

Mary elbows Jimmy again.

SHAQUITA

You right though I am finest thang moving.

LOLITA

You definitely fine girl.

SHAQUITA

Me? You the inspiration of hot girl summer

Shaquita does a small celebratory twerk.

JIMMY

Yes I know about the man. I also know how they flooded drugs into our neighborhoods to destroy us.

BILLY

True dat. But you talking about crack and alcohol

SHAQUITA

Alcohol is not a drug

LOLITA

Right, pass that drank over here sis.

BILLY

It is indeed my friend. One of the deadliest. On the other hand this sweet green is medicinal and sensual.